I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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