Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
organizing the empties. That sober.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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