She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize