11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
