erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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