it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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