At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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