My hand turned me down
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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