Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
im calling her cock vulture from now on
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
