Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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