ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
