Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You can't motorboat a personality
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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