piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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