Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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