guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
