Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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