Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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