why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
