Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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