apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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