I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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