JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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