I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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