used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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