I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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