im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You did what with his pubic hair?
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