Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
