He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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