You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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