Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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