thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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