I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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