do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Randomize