The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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