why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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