hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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