they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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