Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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