I seem to have left my pride at pride
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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