Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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