Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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