Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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