I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just google imaged poop.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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