Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
