I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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