So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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