do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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