Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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