Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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