Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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