You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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