Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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