Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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